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Written by: crustybunger Tag(s): Drogen, Erotik, Romantik, Transvestit, ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// One day, Ricky's stomach was bothering him. He took a bromide. He was wearing a sparkly red brassiere. He wrote a poem… She wore a sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere She wore a sparkly red brassiere And I knew I wasn't queer When I saw that red brassiere Later, Ricky was hungry. Since his stomach was still bothering him, he decided to make some Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He opened up his cookbook and read… Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup! It has incredible healing powers and it tastes great. First, bring 8-10 well soiled thongs to a rapid boil in 2 quarts of water in a large soup pot. Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes. While the thongs simmer, spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. Collect all the ass hair After the thongs have been simmering for 45 minutes, remove them and add the ass hair, 1 can of Chicken Broth and 1 cube of Chicken bullion Stir in 1-3 loads of freshly ejaculated baby batter (this is the cream) and add about 1-2 teaspoons of menstrual juice for extra zing. Let simmer for about 20 more minutes and enjoy! You can make Cream of Beef Ass Hair soup by substituting beef broth and beef bullion for Chicken Broth and Chicken bullion. You will find that the soup is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker soup. Cream of Chicken Italian male Ass Hair soup would be much thicker than Cream of Chicken Swedish Lass Ass Hair soup. Try as many different kinds of Cream of Beef or Chicken Ass Hair soup as you can. Ricky realized he would need to obtain 8-10 well soiled thongs and a teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He decided to make a pastrami sandwich to tide him over until he could get the 8-10 well soiled thongs and the teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He ate the pastrami sandwich he made. It made his stomach feel far worse! End of part 1 You might like one of the following stories: Family Vacation: The Prelude- Part 3(<10 minutes)Belletristik - Anal, Ehefrau, When Peter comes down to breakfast, he can't control himself when he sees his mother's nude body on display. our first time with 4 other people(<10 minutes)Belletristik - Blowjob, Einvernehmlicher Sex, Schlucken I have now got two women living with me and sex with them keeps me bizzy. My wife has other men that she has sex with that keeps her happy and me myself . Curing the Rash(19 minutes)Belletristik - Einvernehmlicher Sex, I massaged the cream over the insides of her thighs, along the sides of her smooth slit then to end the treatment, I smoothed my slicked fingers up the split of her body then eased between her cunt lips and coated the entrance to her vagina. A Long Nights Journey into Cuckoldry(16 minutes)Belletristik - BDSM, Blowjob, Cuckold, Einvernehmlicher Sex, Erotik, Fremdgehen, Gruppensex, Po zu Mund, Po zu Vagina, Scat, Schlucken, Zwang, On a cross country trip, unknown to the beautiful sensual Kate, an appointment looms with the kind of furious masculine sadistic defilement she has craved, body and soul, but has repressed to preserve the safety of her marriage to Michael, the wholesome, meek cuckold-in-waiting who adores her. Kate will keep that appointment. Jeannie(<10 minutes)Belletristik Jeannie was lured to a sex party, at least that's what she told me | ||||