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Written by: crustybunger Tag(s): Po zu Mund, Romantik, Scat When I was a boy the folks in the house down the street had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of their house. I thought that huge fuckin’ sunflower was the cats pajamas. I don’t remember if I asked my mom if we could have a huge fuckin’ sunflower I’m sure I wanted a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of our house But we never had one. Now I’m forty six years old. I’ve got well trimmed mutton chop Vegas era Elvis sideburns and a cherry red 1976 Monte Carlo Landau with a 350 OHV V-8 I’ve never had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of my house. Mostly, I’ve lived in places where I didn’t really have any say whatsoever in the decisions pertaining to landscaping. Living in apartment buildings - boarding houses - flop house - drunk tanks. Now I’m forty six years old and I have a front yard to plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in. My wife doesn’t want a huge fuckin’ sunflower. She says it will attract bees. She’s a cunt about that but she’ll make a fine beef brisket Slow cooked with potatoes carrots parsnips garlic and herbs She’ll roasts that puppy about forty five minutes per pound of brisket Smells the whole house up The house with no huge fuckin’ sunflower in front. She’s a strumpet who thinks Jesus is going to damn me to hell if I don’t repent She’ll toss my salad but she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. She’ll go on a 3 day green tea fast and break it with a burger and 5 big ears of corn on the cob. Then She’ll squat romantically over me as I lay on the floor supine holding a clear glass bowl over my head. I’ll watch breathlessly as her anus parts with an audible “ploop” and a glistening corny baby ruthish turd slowly slides out of her now gaping anus with a wet crackly sound. The steamy corn encrusted turd plops into the aforementioned clear glass bowl I am holding over my head as I lie flat prone supine on the floor thus allowing myself the best possible view of her gaping anus as it pushes forth the corny poop like a shy turtle head peaking out into an August dewy morn. But she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. You might like one of the following stories: Dees Mom- Daughter sex slaves(50 minutes)Fantasy - Fesselspiele, Frau / Mädchen, Körpermodifikation, Von Frauen geschrieben, Barbara and her daughter Kat are both very sweet and kind and maybe too much so for their own good when they let Dee into their lives and home. Kellys Mom(1 hour 9 minutes)Fantasy - BDSM, Erpressung, Fesselspiele, Gewalt, Lesbisch, Von Frauen geschrieben, Brenda has no idea how a little flirting and going along with the games her daughters play is about to become the wildest experience of her life and more orgasms than she can count. Jake finds a book part 9(11 minutes)Belletristik - Bisexuell, Büro, Erstes Mal, Körpermodifikation, Schwanger, I know it's been a while please read the other sections My Evolving Transition ndash; Chapter 5(16 minutes)Belletristik - Einvernehmlicher Sex, Schwul After being groomed and outed publicly as faggot, I fled in embarrassment. While away, I tried to straighten my life out. What it did was clarify things. Instead of hiding my cravings, I look to thrive on them, even to urge to dress up a little girly. I am now in a relationship of sorts with an old-school friend. Sharing my wife with the team(10 minutes)Belletristik - Anal, Ehefrau, Po zu Mund, Schlucken, I played on a local softball team and my wife would come to the games and cheer us on. She wore tiny shorts and a wife beater tank top that made all the men happy | ||||