The Ballad of The Legend of Johnny Fishturd Johnny FishturdWritten by: crustybunger Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd Who for so art thou be you now Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd We know only that which we've heard Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd But second hand is better than no hand at all, Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd You got a big wang shlong And you’re never wrong You got a lesbo sneer And you sure ain’t queer You wear a trouser pants When you’re out to dance You got a flim flam scheme And a panty seam You dig a pink brassiere And a corn cob ear You’re a Cleveland steamer And an anus reamer Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd You might like one of the following stories: Chapter 74: Anal Beads(<10 minutes)Fantasy - Anal, Drogen, Adrift out in open water, miles from shore, I tend to my asshole. I craft some makeshift anal beads and have fun with myself. Then ingest some powerful drugs and trip out lying on the deck at night. Chapter 73: We Gather A Threesome(<10 minutes)Fantasy - Bisexuell, Blowjob, Frau / Frau, Frau / Mädchen, Lesbisch, After spending the night with a sex starved nympho and starting the new day with a leisurely morning fuck, Nancy and I invited Christie to join us. Glorious sex ensued. I am a Humiliation Slut(43 minutes)Belletristik - Exhibitionismus, Von Frauen geschrieben, Weiblicher Exhibitionist, Shy girl falls in love with an ex rugby player and together they discover that she loves embarrassment and humiliation. The Priestess of Emesis, Volume 1 (Lesbian Incest Vomit Erotica)(1 hour 36 minutes)Belletristik - Anal, Extrem, Fisting, Lesbisch, Sindee and her family are back, hanging out with the denizens of Olympus. She’s taking applications to become a Priestess of Emesis. WARNING: This story involves incest, lesbians, cockgirls, puke eating, filth, maggots, rotting corpses, fisting, anal, gaping, necrophilia, monsters, prolapses, cervical penetration, and other things along those lines. IF THIS IS NOT YOUR JAM, PLEASE STAY AWAY. I MEAN IT. I want folks to enjoy, not be upset. The Broken Compass(16 minutes)Wahre Geschichte - Blowjob, Drogen, Einvernehmlicher Sex, Erotik, Exhibitionismus, Gruppensex, Schlucken, Von Frauen geschrieben, My first story. Join me on my first day on the beautiful island of Gili Trawangan where a barbecue at the hostel escalates quickly. I had some help with the editing on this from a very kind fellow forum user who is the only reason I could get this posted so quickly, so thank you, you know who you are. | ||||