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Written by: crustybunger Tag(s): Drugs, Erotica, Hardcore, Male Solo, Romance, Transvestite ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// One day, Ricky's stomach was bothering him. He took a bromide. He was wearing a sparkly red brassiere. He wrote a poem… She wore a sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere She wore a sparkly red brassiere And I knew I wasn't queer When I saw that red brassiere Later, Ricky was hungry. Since his stomach was still bothering him, he decided to make some Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He opened up his cookbook and read… Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup! It has incredible healing powers and it tastes great. First, bring 8-10 well soiled thongs to a rapid boil in 2 quarts of water in a large soup pot. Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes. While the thongs simmer, spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. Collect all the ass hair After the thongs have been simmering for 45 minutes, remove them and add the ass hair, 1 can of Chicken Broth and 1 cube of Chicken bullion Stir in 1-3 loads of freshly ejaculated baby batter (this is the cream) and add about 1-2 teaspoons of menstrual juice for extra zing. Let simmer for about 20 more minutes and enjoy! You can make Cream of Beef Ass Hair soup by substituting beef broth and beef bullion for Chicken Broth and Chicken bullion. You will find that the soup is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker soup. Cream of Chicken Italian male Ass Hair soup would be much thicker than Cream of Chicken Swedish Lass Ass Hair soup. Try as many different kinds of Cream of Beef or Chicken Ass Hair soup as you can. Ricky realized he would need to obtain 8-10 well soiled thongs and a teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He decided to make a pastrami sandwich to tide him over until he could get the 8-10 well soiled thongs and the teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He ate the pastrami sandwich he made. It made his stomach feel far worse! End of part 1 1 You might like one of the following stories: The Vacation Switch (2)(27 minutes)Fantasy - Males / Female, Voyeur, Wife, Written by women This scene follows on from the previous chapter where the girls drove the boys wild and now they are about to kick things up a notch. Tony and Tiffany(25 minutes)Fiction - Male / Female, Romance, Water Sports/Pissing Tony gets caught short, and Tiffany helps him out. It was supposed to be a one-off. Dancing in the moonlight(35 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Male / Female, Oral Sex, Romance, Written by women This is the prequel to a series of stories about Katie and Jack and their sexual adventures. The Vacation Switch (1)(12 minutes)Fiction - Cheating, Consensual Sex, Male / Female, Romance, Wife, Written by women This is the first part of the story describing the adventures of Katie and Jack while they are on holiday with some friends. There is also a prequel describing how Katie and Jack started their relationship called Dancing in the moonlight. Debauchery on the Normandy Chapter 5(18 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Bestiality, Fan fiction, Female / Female, Fisting, Group Sex, Incest, Lesbian, Toys Commander Jane Shepard would fuck anything and anyone. She didn’t care if it came with a dick or a pussy, Commander Shepard simply liked to fuck. What she didn’t realise is that many of the women on her crew were just as deviant. And it all started thanks to a particular yeoman who had some rather deviant tastes indeed… Themes listed will appear throughout the story. | ||||