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Written by: crustybunger Tag(s): Drugs, Erotica, Hardcore, Male Solo, Romance, Transvestite ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// One day, Ricky's stomach was bothering him. He took a bromide. He was wearing a sparkly red brassiere. He wrote a poem… She wore a sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere She wore a sparkly red brassiere And I knew I wasn't queer When I saw that red brassiere Later, Ricky was hungry. Since his stomach was still bothering him, he decided to make some Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He opened up his cookbook and read… Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup! It has incredible healing powers and it tastes great. First, bring 8-10 well soiled thongs to a rapid boil in 2 quarts of water in a large soup pot. Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes. While the thongs simmer, spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. Collect all the ass hair After the thongs have been simmering for 45 minutes, remove them and add the ass hair, 1 can of Chicken Broth and 1 cube of Chicken bullion Stir in 1-3 loads of freshly ejaculated baby batter (this is the cream) and add about 1-2 teaspoons of menstrual juice for extra zing. Let simmer for about 20 more minutes and enjoy! You can make Cream of Beef Ass Hair soup by substituting beef broth and beef bullion for Chicken Broth and Chicken bullion. You will find that the soup is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker soup. Cream of Chicken Italian male Ass Hair soup would be much thicker than Cream of Chicken Swedish Lass Ass Hair soup. Try as many different kinds of Cream of Beef or Chicken Ass Hair soup as you can. Ricky realized he would need to obtain 8-10 well soiled thongs and a teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He decided to make a pastrami sandwich to tide him over until he could get the 8-10 well soiled thongs and the teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He ate the pastrami sandwich he made. It made his stomach feel far worse! End of part 1 You might like one of the following stories: Movie Night With Daddy(24 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Cheating, Consensual Sex, First Time, Incest, Male / Teen Female, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Teen, Virginity, Young A daughter agrees to a movie night alone with her Daddy while Mom's at work, but she never could have guessed where it would lead. Possessing The Girl Next Door: Futa Rewrite(11 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Ass to pussy, BDSM, Blackmail, Blowjob, Bondage, Cruelty, Dom / sub, Extreme, Humiliation, Lesbian, Masturbation, Mind Control, Non-consensual sex, Rape, Transgendered This is a rewrite of one of my other Possessing The Girl Next Door but this time with a futa element Becoming Omega, Chapter 2(<10 minutes)Fiction - Authoritarian, BDSM, Blackmail, Bondage, Coercion, Consensual Sex, Cruelty, Dom / sub, Drugs, Erotica, Exhibitionism, Extreme, Female exhibitionist, Group Sex, Hardcore, Humiliation, Males / Female, Mind Control, Oral Sex, Reluctance, Sado-Masochism, Slavery, Spanking Author's Note: This story is a production of The Eros Society, the world's premier members-only sex club. As always, it has been recorded as a high-quality audio narrative as well. For the audio version, visit the Eros Society on Patreon: www.patreon.com/ErosSociety Forbidden Passion 1(34 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Incest, Oral Sex, Romance, Teen Male / Teen Female, Voyeur, Young After accidentally seeing her brother naked, Amelia tries to forget her lust for him. However, her efforts may lead to the result she secretly desires. Made with help of AI tools. FRANCESCAS HUNG TRANNY(<10 minutes)True Story - Bi-sexual, Blowjob, Cuckold, Erotica, Exhibitionism, Hardcore, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Swallow, Threesome, Transvestite, Voyeur, Written by women, “You kiss beautifully baby, your tongue on mine is an extra turn on,” my man Raoul was telling me as I teased his ass with the fingernails of one hand. At the same time I was excited and very turned on watching a very attractive tranny sucking his eight and a half inch erection. | ||||