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Written by: crustybunger Tag(s): Drugs, Erotica, Hardcore, Male Solo, Romance, Transvestite ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// One day, Ricky's stomach was bothering him. He took a bromide. He was wearing a sparkly red brassiere. He wrote a poem… She wore a sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere A sparkly red brassiere She wore a sparkly red brassiere And I knew I wasn't queer When I saw that red brassiere Later, Ricky was hungry. Since his stomach was still bothering him, he decided to make some Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He opened up his cookbook and read… Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup! It has incredible healing powers and it tastes great. First, bring 8-10 well soiled thongs to a rapid boil in 2 quarts of water in a large soup pot. Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 minutes. While the thongs simmer, spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. Collect all the ass hair After the thongs have been simmering for 45 minutes, remove them and add the ass hair, 1 can of Chicken Broth and 1 cube of Chicken bullion Stir in 1-3 loads of freshly ejaculated baby batter (this is the cream) and add about 1-2 teaspoons of menstrual juice for extra zing. Let simmer for about 20 more minutes and enjoy! You can make Cream of Beef Ass Hair soup by substituting beef broth and beef bullion for Chicken Broth and Chicken bullion. You will find that the soup is different depending on how much ass hair it has in it. A hairy ass makes for a thicker soup. Cream of Chicken Italian male Ass Hair soup would be much thicker than Cream of Chicken Swedish Lass Ass Hair soup. Try as many different kinds of Cream of Beef or Chicken Ass Hair soup as you can. Ricky realized he would need to obtain 8-10 well soiled thongs and a teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He decided to make a pastrami sandwich to tide him over until he could get the 8-10 well soiled thongs and the teaspoon or two of menstrual juice to make the Cream of Chicken Ass Hair soup. He ate the pastrami sandwich he made. It made his stomach feel far worse! End of part 1 You might like one of the following stories: Lillys Friends (4) Maria and Lilly(<10 minutes)Fiction - Consensual Sex, First Time, Lesbian, Teen Female / Teen Female, Virginity, Young An accident outside leads to exploration inside. Golden Boys Summer Job(1 hour 4 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Cheating, Consensual Sex, Office, Older Female / Males, Oral Sex, Swallow At seventeen Paul has scored a couple of times, but nothing like the attention he is getting from the campers at his Uncles Summer Camp. Dogging Delights(<10 minutes)Fiction - Bi-sexual, Exhibitionism, Group Sex, Older Female / Males, Wife A horny mature couples experience with dogging sex on a warm spring afternoon MONICA VISITS HER HUSBAND IN PRISON FOR THE FIRST TIME(20 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Cheating, Coercion, Cuckold, Male / Female, Reluctance, Wife, Written by women Lee gets sent to prison for dealing drugs, and Monica goes to visit him for the first time. She finds out that her husband made a deal with a guard so that her husband can fuck her during her visit... if the guard can fuck her after he's done. After the Office Party(18 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Consensual Sex, Male / Female, Oral Sex, Swallow, Water Sports/Pissing Jenny goes to the office holiday party and decides she needs a man for the night. She uses all her tricks and it doesn't take her long to get Kyle back in her apartment for a night of sucking and fucking and cumming in every hole. Kyle hasn't had sex in months. Will he be able to last all night and pleasure Jenny fully? | ||||