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Written by: gingernut Fifty Shades of Grey The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; T’was “fifty shades of grey”. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread….. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and… Said…. I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit …. I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”. 1 You might like one of the following stories: Invisibility - II(18 minutes)Science Fiction - Male / Female, Non-consensual sex, Oral Sex The continuing story of a man's life with the gift of invisibility, second chapter of the Invisibility series Uncle Charlie and my Summer Family (Ch 6 & Epilogue)(21 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Dom / sub, Group Sex, Incest, Swallow The family throws an end-of-summer party. It turns into an orgy. A WTF Moment - 00(<10 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Bi-sexual My girlfriend died, I went to the gym, to focus on something else, and wake up in an appartment. The Repairman Chapter 3 & 4:(11 minutes)Fantasy - Anal, Bi-sexual, Blowjob, Consensual Sex Jack comes home and plays too Riley takes a year out Pt 3(18 minutes)Fiction - Exhibitionism, Female exhibitionist, Written by women Tomboy decided to take a year out from her education and spend it in Ibiza | ||||