Fifty Shades of GreyWritten by: gingernut Fifty Shades of Grey The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; T’was “fifty shades of grey”. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread….. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and… Said…. I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit …. I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”. You might like one of the following stories: Raping Ruby(<10 minutes)Fiction - Non-consensual sex, Rape, Teen Male / Teen Female This is a work of fiction. The people in it are fictional. If you cannot tell the difference between fantasy and reality, do not read this. A NOT so Welcomed Guest Chapter 8(13 minutes)Science Fiction - Consensual Sex, Death, Male / Female, Masturbation, Mind Control Ephus starts to plan Bad Seed 8(12 minutes)Science Fiction - Alien, Mind Control, Violence Wren's troubles continue Bad Seed 7(12 minutes)Science Fiction - Alien, Body modification, Mind Control, Violence Wren's story continues From the rod and reel aisle to the silver Silverado(<10 minutes)Diary - Anal, Blowjob, Gay, Group Sex A man finds a hook up in the least suspected place as he looks at fishing tackle in a local grocery store. | ||||