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Written by: gingernut Fifty Shades of Grey The missus bought a Paperback down Dymocks, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; T’was “fifty shades of grey”. Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread….. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and… Said…. I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit …. I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”. You might like one of the following stories: LOOKING FOR NEW EXPERIENCES - PT 2 - SURPRISE THREESOME ON A YACHT(<10 minutes)Fiction - Bi-sexual, Consensual Sex, Female / Female, Male / Females, Threesome After meeting a rich, handsome guy at a charity gala, he invites me onto his yacht for a ride the following weekend. I'm surprised to see another young woman already on board when I arrive. I decide to go with it, and it becomes an amazing experience. LOOKING FOR NEW EXPERIENCES - PT 1 - GETTING FUCKED AT A CHARITY GALA(<10 minutes)Fiction - Consensual Sex, Male / Female, Office I was looking for fun after a boring relationship, so decided to attend a dress-up charity gala dressed in a sexy, revealing gown with no underwear underneath. It worked. I got the attention I was looking for. FRIEND FROM SCHOOL FUCKS ME IN THE WOODS(<10 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, First Time, Male / Female, School, Teen Male / Teen Female When a friend from school and I learned that we lived in neighborhoods that were pretty close to each other in rural Kentucky, he invited me to take a walk in the woods between our houses one weekend. He ended up grabbing my tits and fucking me, and our little sexual trysts became a weekly FWB thing. GETTING FUCKED IN ART CLASS - DRAWING NUDES(<10 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Cheating, Consensual Sex, Exhibitionism, Office Professor Reed - my art professor in college - decided that any student who wanted to attend the class where we would draw nude male models had to be nude themselves. Three of us attended. As we undressed and laid our clothes on chairs in the back of the room, two naked male models came in....and things got interesting. FUCKED BY A STRANGER AT AN OUTDOOR CONCERT(<10 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Cheating, Exhibitionism, Male / Female, Voyeur I loved heavy metal music, but my boyfriend didn't, so I went to a concert with my girlfriend. We both ended up getting fucked by strangers who we met at the concert. | ||||