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Written by: The Porn Joker Category: Fiction A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you." 1 You might like one of the following stories: Cumming in party for Rex(<10 minutes)Diary - Anal, Bestiality, Bi-sexual FUN FOR REX Cheerleaders: The Fundraiser(54 minutes)Fiction - Consensual Sex, First Time, Male / Female Teens, Prostitution, Swallow, Virginity Cheerleaders: The Fundraiser The cheerleaders needed to raise money to finance a trip to a competition in Hawaii, but car washes and candy sales weren’t going to be enough. Then their coach and her husband came up with an alternative – an auction! Cheerleaders: Call Girl Recruitment(51 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Incest, Male / Female Teens, Prostitution, Young Cheerleaders: Call Girl Recruitment Katie was a virgin but her sex-ed teacher had a cure for that and a way to make a lot of money as well, by becoming part of her call-girl ring. Beach Rape(<10 minutes)Fantasy - Non-consensual sex, Rape I enjoy hanging at the beach to take sneaky candids to post online later. Today I decide I want more. My Threesome Fantasy Turm Reality with Strangers(<10 minutes)True Story - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Group Sex, Older Female / Males, Threesome, Written by women, My man encourages me to share my past sex experiences with him. He gives me the most amazing orgasms and he gets so turned on when I share what I’ve done with other men in my past. Bottom line, he believes I wouldn’t be the sexual being I am without my past experiences. So here’s when I had a threesome with two men I met in a bar. All names have been changed. | ||||