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Written by: The Porn Joker Category: Fiction A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you." 1 You might like one of the following stories: SOMETIMES I NEED A LITTLE GIRL-TIME(14 minutes)Fiction - Cheating, Consensual Sex, Female / Female, Lesbian, Male / Female, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Written by women My roommate in college introduced me to eating pussy. I liked it, so we did it to each other until we both graduated. After I got married, I found that I occasionally needed a break from my husband, so I'd go to a local lesbian bar and find someone to have sex with. Lets Meet at the Hotel ;)(10 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Cheating, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Exhibitionism, Male / Female, Office, Romance Masturbate to this... Rub your clit. Lillys Friends (14) Joshua - Part 2(<10 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, First Time, Older Female / Males, Oral Sex, Swallow, Young, Epilogue - Several Years Later Married Harry in Barista Bang!(17 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Hardcore, Prostitution, Teen “ Would you like to see the sights, or go on a picnic, or something?” he asked as he felt his cheeks flush red. He couldn’t believe he was saying this to this young girl. “ Or something…?” she joked with him coyly. “ Sure, why not. I’ll meet you across the street a couple of minutes after twelve.” “ See you then,” he said in amazement, and drove off. Laura(12 minutes)True Story - Teen, Laura gets what she desires: to be older than she is. | ||||