German Chocolate Sassafras

Written by: crustybunger



Electro Jesus bukkake fanny cake
Shake that ass like a leaf you rake
Lawdy mamma and goodness sake
Electro Jesus bukkake fanny cake

German chocolate sassafras
Oh he's all cherry red
With purple mountains majesty
Shitake phallus bukkake head

Jesus bukkake holinday sauce
After the midnight hour
He be shakin' bells and tambourines
And thither ye shall bring your cream spurt forth dour

Spray thine load upon mine crown of thorns
Within thine bunger breached
By flesh torpedo German chocolate sassafras
Oh now it's all a gas he preached

Electro Jesus bukkake fanny cake
Shake that ass like a leaf you rake
Lawdy mamma and goodness sake
Electro Jesus bukkake fanny cake



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