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Written by: crustybunger Tag(s): Ass to mouth, Romance, Scat When I was a boy the folks in the house down the street had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of their house. I thought that huge fuckin’ sunflower was the cats pajamas. I don’t remember if I asked my mom if we could have a huge fuckin’ sunflower I’m sure I wanted a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of our house But we never had one. Now I’m forty six years old. I’ve got well trimmed mutton chop Vegas era Elvis sideburns and a cherry red 1976 Monte Carlo Landau with a 350 OHV V-8 I’ve never had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of my house. Mostly, I’ve lived in places where I didn’t really have any say whatsoever in the decisions pertaining to landscaping. Living in apartment buildings - boarding houses - flop house - drunk tanks. Now I’m forty six years old and I have a front yard to plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in. My wife doesn’t want a huge fuckin’ sunflower. She says it will attract bees. She’s a cunt about that but she’ll make a fine beef brisket Slow cooked with potatoes carrots parsnips garlic and herbs She’ll roasts that puppy about forty five minutes per pound of brisket Smells the whole house up The house with no huge fuckin’ sunflower in front. She’s a strumpet who thinks Jesus is going to damn me to hell if I don’t repent She’ll toss my salad but she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. She’ll go on a 3 day green tea fast and break it with a burger and 5 big ears of corn on the cob. Then She’ll squat romantically over me as I lay on the floor supine holding a clear glass bowl over my head. I’ll watch breathlessly as her anus parts with an audible “ploop” and a glistening corny baby ruthish turd slowly slides out of her now gaping anus with a wet crackly sound. The steamy corn encrusted turd plops into the aforementioned clear glass bowl I am holding over my head as I lie flat prone supine on the floor thus allowing myself the best possible view of her gaping anus as it pushes forth the corny poop like a shy turtle head peaking out into an August dewy morn. But she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. 1 You might like one of the following stories: Meeting Lisa E Part 7 - The Truth(11 minutes)True Story - Anal, BDSM, Bi-sexual, Bondage, Cosplay, Exhibitionism, Threesome My friend with benefits Lisa, becomes a closer friend and tells me more of her life story. I start to understand some of the trauma she has endured and her coping mechanisms. Rebound girl(<10 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Group Sex, Incest, Latina, Male / Female Teens, Older Male / Female, Swallow, Young Hope you enjoy this little piece of commissioned literature. If so and you want a story for yourself, consider asking. I have no limits whatsoever. Try me if ya wanna. Treating The Shogun(15 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Bi-sexual, Blowjob, Boy, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Fan fiction, Female / Female, Female Domination, Lesbian, Male / Females, Oral Sex, Threesome, Young Here's some risque commissioned content for ya. If you find yourself enjoying it and you want a commission of your own, consider asking for one. I have absolutely no limits whatsoever. Fun during a sad time(<10 minutes)True Story - Anal, Consensual Sex, Swallow, Transsexual, Transvestite I had a funeral I had to go to and this is part 1 of a few days that were enjoyable during a rough patch Cheryl 3Some P4 - The Dark Side(<10 minutes)True Story - Anal, Blowjob, Exhibitionism, Group Sex, Oral Sex My newly single lady friend Cheryl, goes through a tough break up. She needs a friend and some time away from the stress. My two best friends ask me to take Cheryl with us on a boating holiday. | ||||