I Woke Up With A Fat ChickWritten by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Male / Female, Plumper I Woke Up With A Fat Chick I woke up and couldn’t believe my eyes, When I caught sight of those monster thighs, Was that a cow that was sucking my dick? No, I woke up with a very fat chick. The sight of her got me thinking, I really should give up drinking, As if I needed a reason why, I should also stop getting high. Looking at this gruesome sight, I tried to recall what I did last night, How did I possibly wind up with her? But my mind was simply in a blur. Could I have picked her up in a bar? How did she possibly fit in my car? I was no longer in the mood, As I thought of ways to protect my food. I thought about the weight limit of my bed, If she rolls over, I’ll be dead, I tried to think of a good excuse, For me to turn this cow loose. Not trying to sound really mean, But she was the biggest I have seen, If she had an appetite, No telling what she would bite. A girl so big she had her own zip code, Now here she was in my abode, No way could I have fun, With a girl who outweighed me three to one. Just a warning from me to you, Be careful what you go and do, Because if you think you’re seeing double, You just might be in really big trouble. 04-14-10. You might like one of the following stories: She Remembered(<10 minutes)Science Fiction - Non-Erotic Legendary Trojan war hero Achilles had a brother. In the near future a robot tells his story. A Stormi Night - chapter 3(<10 minutes)Fiction - Incest, Male / Teen Female, Romance Stormi and Uncle Pete have a romantic day together. My Evolving Transition - Chapter 3(20 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Blowjob, Cosplay, Gay I was still living in a loft behind my mom’s subdivided house. Things weren’t any different to most 18-year-old teenage boys’ life pre-adulthood. That was until I met my girlfriend, who within a period of 6-month groomed me into wanting gay sex. It was all a rouse that I didn’t realize until I was caught in the act. I felt embarrassed to face the world. So, I left town on a bus. King Vincent Parts 1 and 2(23 minutes)True Story - Anal, Blowjob, Dom / sub, Drugs, Gay, Role-playing, Transvestite I meet a guy online who convinced me to pretend I was a desperate person looking for a room to rent, and baits me into dressing up like a sissy girl for him in order to get accepted into his house. The Protege chapter 4(57 minutes)Fantasy - Dom / sub, Exhibitionism, Female / Female, First Time, Lesbian, Masturbation, Oral Sex A young professional woman submits to her boss and mentor discovering her submissive lesbian desires. | ||||