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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Erotica, Male / Female, Plumper I Woke Up With A Fat Chick I woke up and couldn’t believe my eyes, When I caught sight of those monster thighs, Was that a cow that was sucking my dick? No, I woke up with a very fat chick. The sight of her got me thinking, I really should give up drinking, As if I needed a reason why, I should also stop getting high. Looking at this gruesome sight, I tried to recall what I did last night, How did I possibly wind up with her? But my mind was simply in a blur. Could I have picked her up in a bar? How did she possibly fit in my car? I was no longer in the mood, As I thought of ways to protect my food. I thought about the weight limit of my bed, If she rolls over, I’ll be dead, I tried to think of a good excuse, For me to turn this cow loose. Not trying to sound really mean, But she was the biggest I have seen, If she had an appetite, No telling what she would bite. A girl so big she had her own zip code, Now here she was in my abode, No way could I have fun, With a girl who outweighed me three to one. Just a warning from me to you, Be careful what you go and do, Because if you think you’re seeing double, You just might be in really big trouble. 04-14-10. 1 You might like one of the following stories: Aubree Learned a new Profession(15 minutes)Fiction - Consensual Sex, Incest, Male / Teen Female, Prostitution What a wonky way to start my next fucking day in Hell. Taking My Daughter Sabine(<10 minutes)Fiction - Consensual Sex, Discipline, Dom / sub, Erotica, Exhibitionism, First Time, Hardcore, Incest, Male / Teen Female, Males / Females, Swallow, Virginity, Voyeur, Young A father tells the twisted tale of how his daughter came to live with him, and how they eventually came to have sexual relations. This is only the beginning. Dannis Disappointed Daddy - chapter 1 of 3(11 minutes)Fiction - Bi-sexual, Exhibitionism, Incest, Lesbian, Prostitution, Voyeur A pretty redhead fails out of college and runs home to her Daddy. The Protege chapter 2(1 hour 14 minutes)Diary - Dom / sub, First Time, Lesbian, Masturbation, Office A young professional woman deals with unexpected feeling toward her new boss. The Masseuse(10 minutes)True Story - Asian, Erotica, Extreme, Massage, Prostitution, Swallow The story is mostly of true events. | ||||