My Anus

Written by: crustybunger
Tag(s): Anal, Ass to mouth, Ass to pussy



My Anus is a flower
Which does doth daily bloom
My Anus doesn’t cower
When others preach its doom
My Anus is a crumpet
Come taste ye of its musk
My Anus is the trumpet
Which doth proclaim thoust dusk

My Anus is quite handsome
Come give it a tonguey kiss
My Anus is your ransom
Should all things go amiss
My Anus is quite gassy
Gastronomical distress
My Anus barks like Lassie
But then, I do digress

My Anus can be fragrant
Come and give it a deep long sniff
My Anus is your buddy
It’ll be there in a jiff
My Anus is rock for you
When things have gotten tough
My Anus tastes like chicken
Unlike your fishy muff



fin





You might like one of the following stories:

After exam party turns into a rape party (2)

(<10 minutes)
Diary - Ass to mouth, Ass to pussy, Bestiality, Dom / sub, Extreme, Rape, Reluctance, Threesome, Torture, Violence
After tying her up, Andrew fucks Usha in the ass and soon his friends came and joined. This went worse for Usha and all the boys filled her up with their cum and then got rid of her.


Unexpected Encounter With John, Years Later

(26 minutes)
True Story - Anal, Bi-sexual, Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Gay, Reluctance, Swallow
I had always thought about being with John again, but never thought it would happen, We had lost contact with each other many years ago, but seeing him now, the want to be with him again came streaming back.


Smokey Mountain Surprise pt 1 of 2

(16 minutes)
Fantasy - Anal, Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Incest, Male / Female, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Spanking, Swallow
Going back home after many years to find that the girl cousins had turned to women, one in particular looked amazing.


The Cosplay Connection

(48 minutes)
Fantasy - Oral Sex, Romance
Jack travels for work and ends up in a hotel filled with cosplay convention attendees and makes an unlikely connection.


Getting Back in the Dating Pool, 4

(<10 minutes)
Fiction - Blowjob, Older Male / Female, Romance
A widower was taken in hand by much younger woman with the goal of getting him back into the dating pool. And it looks like she more than succeeded! This is Part 4 and the conclusion.