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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. 1 You might like one of the following stories: The Kawaiicon Twins(21 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Bondage, Cosplay, Extreme, Group Sex, Non-consensual sex, Swallow Every character in this story is 18+. Be advised that the non-con cum swallowing is extreme. Two Hole Night(10 minutes)True Story - Anal, Ass to mouth, Blowjob, Female solo, Foot or shoe fetish, Hardcore, Male / Female, Male Solo, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Swallow, Toys After months of banging each others brains out. I start to explore the backdoor area. The Knotty Ladies Club(10 minutes)Fiction Kate stood on her balcony, looking out at the picturesque view of the central California coast. Straight Invaded - Chapter 2(11 minutes)Fantasy - Ass to mouth, Dom / sub, Gay, Group Sex, Hardcore, Humiliation, Swallow This story contains heavy themes of non-consensual gay sex at the hands of home invaders. If this in anyway offensive, please find another story. If you choose to read on, please enjoy. Margies degradation. Part 1(<10 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Bondage, Cuckold, Males / Female, Wife The lead up in the first half is true, but from then on it's (unfortunately) just fiction. I've more or less made my wife a slut to a degree, mainly when we've been away from home and on holidays, but I'm still trying to push her further. A handful of mediocre quality porn pics of Margie have made their way onto a few porn sites on the net. | ||||