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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. You might like one of the following stories: A truckers tale 1(<10 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Blowjob, Death, Gay, Snuff, Transgendered, Violence A teen trap puts an ad on craigslist to suck cock. She was a lesbian but I wanted to fuck her so bad(<10 minutes)Fantasy - Asian, BBC, Cheating, Female / Female, Interracial, Lesbian, Male / Female, Non-Erotic, Older Male / Female, Oral Sex, Rape, Reluctance My name is Ralph , her name is Devika, She is a lesbian but man I’m gonna try and fuck her like she never been fuck before Mind Controlled Janice Part 111(<10 minutes)True Story - Group Sex, Males / Females, Mind Control Wayne takes Janice to a college orgy. Mind Controlled Janice Part 115(14 minutes)True Story - Female / Female, Group Sex, Male / Females, Mind Control Wayne has Janice make love to her sister and niece before joining in the fun himself. Mind Controlled Janice Part 109(<10 minutes)True Story - Exhibitionism, Males / Female, Mind Control Mind controlled Janice and Wayne head out for a meal at an expensive restaurant and have fun under the table. | ||||