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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. You might like one of the following stories: *Change Team*(28 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Body modification, Coercion, Dom / sub, Incest, Male Domination, Mind Control, Non-consensual sex, Spanking, Virginity A bit of science fiction that I wrote on another site by the name Outfox Stories. Check it out if ya wanna. The Perfect Salesman(<10 minutes)Fiction - Anal, Blowjob, Consensual Sex, Spanking Fun fact: this was a commission that never got paid for. That's always fun. :') Moms Anatomy(10 minutes)Fiction - Blowjob, Coercion, Consensual Sex, Incest Just a bit of incest to brighten your day. Hope you enjoy. My Absolute Favorite Student(<10 minutes)Fiction Yo. Here's something that I wrote a little bit ago. If you enjoy, I take commissions. So if you want a story of your own, consider messaging me. I'm completely limitless. I'll write any and everything. The Community - Part 1(<10 minutes)Fiction - Dom / sub, Incest, Male / Female Teens, Non-consensual sex, Pregnant, Violence The Begining... A young girl is unknowingly immersed in a religious community with her mother and stepfather. | ||||