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Written by: Exakta66 Tag(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. 1 You might like one of the following stories: Bloodline: Chapter One Last of His Kind(<10 minutes)Fantasy - Consensual Sex, Cruelty, Death, Dom / sub, Erotica, Extreme, First Time, Gothic, Horror, Male / Female, Mind Control, Monster, Non-consensual sex, Violence, Voyeur Hey there! Returning to write a new story and will try to produce as many chapters as you guys want. I wrote this all in one go without any planning or proofreading so, sorry for any errors! Let me know what you guys think in the comments and if I should write more! Friday night crossdressing(<10 minutes)Fantasy - Blowjob, Gay, Transvestite Sometimes a guy just wants to relax in lingerie My spiralling dive into. bestiality(<10 minutes)True Story - Bestiality, Written by women Hey everyone... this is my very first story here. Hoping that by sharing my experiences, i could help to others understanding their deepest kinks and desires... and hopefully fulfilling them BI-SEX SANDRA FROM LONDON(11 minutes)True Story - Ass to mouth, Bi-sexual, Blowjob, Cheating, Cuckold, Erotica, Exhibitionism, Female / Female, Female exhibitionist, Group Sex, Hardcore, Lesbian, Male / Females, Male / Older Female, Males / Female, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Swallow, Threesome This Wednesday Ada has organized an assignment for me with another ‘high profile lady visiting from London’, a not unusual occurrence. Mind Controlled Janice Part 114(<10 minutes)True Story - Exhibitionism, Male / Female, Mature, Mind Control, Older Male / Female Pete meets Janice and starts a passionate affair with her. | ||||