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Geschreven door: The Porn Joker Categorie: Fictie A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counselled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you." Misschien vind je een van de onderstaande verhalen leuk: The Queens Prime: A Naughty, Silly Fairy Tale [Re-post](35 minuten)Fantasie - Lesbian, Males / Female, In a happy land where meat from a three-cocked mythical beast keeps everyone hard and wet, how can a virtuous princess on a tight deadline find a worthy knight to be her lover? The Priestess of Emesis ndash; Volume III [Re-post](1 uur 11 minuten)Fictie - Extreem, Fisting, Lesbian, Transgender, WARNING: LESBIAN INCEST VOMIT EROTICA. If this doesn’t appeal to you, please keep away. My Christmas Stocking Stuffer Ch. 2(25 minuten)- Erotica, First Time, Maagd, Masturbation, Reguliere sex, Reluctance, Teen Male / Teen Female, A brother offers his sister stocking stuffers at Christmas time and she's happy to accept them. Autistic boy accidentally goes to a happy ending massage parlor(15 minuten)Fantasie - Anaal, First Time, Jong, Maagd, Male / Older Female, massage, Prostitution, Teen Young man with autism accidentally goes to a happy ending massage parlor. The girls there take a liking to him as he is young and handsome. They know what makes men feel good and give him top tier service. Action in the Stables1(<10 minuten)Fictie - Exhibitionisme, First Time, Fisting, Jong, Jongen, Male / Female Teens, Male / Older Female, Older Male / Female, Reguliere sex Sone learns how to lubricate females with saddle soap | ||||