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Geschreven door: crustybunger Label(s): Ass to mouth, Romance, Scatology When I was a boy the folks in the house down the street had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of their house. I thought that huge fuckin’ sunflower was the cats pajamas. I don’t remember if I asked my mom if we could have a huge fuckin’ sunflower I’m sure I wanted a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of our house But we never had one. Now I’m forty six years old. I’ve got well trimmed mutton chop Vegas era Elvis sideburns and a cherry red 1976 Monte Carlo Landau with a 350 OHV V-8 I’ve never had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of my house. Mostly, I’ve lived in places where I didn’t really have any say whatsoever in the decisions pertaining to landscaping. Living in apartment buildings - boarding houses - flop house - drunk tanks. Now I’m forty six years old and I have a front yard to plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in. My wife doesn’t want a huge fuckin’ sunflower. She says it will attract bees. She’s a cunt about that but she’ll make a fine beef brisket Slow cooked with potatoes carrots parsnips garlic and herbs She’ll roasts that puppy about forty five minutes per pound of brisket Smells the whole house up The house with no huge fuckin’ sunflower in front. She’s a strumpet who thinks Jesus is going to damn me to hell if I don’t repent She’ll toss my salad but she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. She’ll go on a 3 day green tea fast and break it with a burger and 5 big ears of corn on the cob. Then She’ll squat romantically over me as I lay on the floor supine holding a clear glass bowl over my head. I’ll watch breathlessly as her anus parts with an audible “ploop” and a glistening corny baby ruthish turd slowly slides out of her now gaping anus with a wet crackly sound. The steamy corn encrusted turd plops into the aforementioned clear glass bowl I am holding over my head as I lie flat prone supine on the floor thus allowing myself the best possible view of her gaping anus as it pushes forth the corny poop like a shy turtle head peaking out into an August dewy morn. But she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. Misschien vind je een van de onderstaande verhalen leuk: Saras Corruption 3(16 minuten)Fictie - Masturbation, Teen, Teen Female Solo, Teen Male / Teen Female, Threesome, Voyeur After spying on a raunchy threesome where her schoolmate Felicity is double-penetrated, Sara can't shake the thoughts of sex off. She's confused, desperate and impossibly horny. MILF Fucks Teen Next Door(<10 minuten)Fictie - Jong, Jongen, Older Female / Males, Teen, Voyeur One day in September Mom had gone out to shop downtown, so I had a chance to watch some porno DVD's and jerk myself off. It would require about an hour to head to the Lakeland Shopping center and back, in addition to the time she would spend there. I calculated that I had something like over two hours before she would be back. Saras Corruption 2(<10 minuten)Fictie - Group Sex, Teen, Teen Male / Teen Female, Threesome, Voyeur Viv makes Sara spy on Felicity, one of their schoolmates. After a long and steamy makeout session, Felicity asks her two lovers to double-penetrate her. What Sara will witness will change her. Teens Nude Beach Experience(<10 minuten)Fictie - Exhibitionisme, First Time, Jong, Male / Teen Female, Older Male / Female, Teen Valorie was your quintessential adolescent young woman, eighteen, with soft green eyes and wavy blonde hair. She was for the most part calm yet had a easy smile and irresistible laugh. Husband Submits to his Wife(<10 minuten)Fictie - Anaal, Bondage, Cuckold, Discipline, Dom / sub, Male / Female, Slikken Sex and sexual exploration has always been a priority for my wife, Vanessa, and I. Even though my wife and I are in our fifties, we see no reason to stop having great sex just like we did in our twenties. | ||||