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Geschreven door: crustybunger Label(s): Ass to mouth, Romance, Scatology When I was a boy the folks in the house down the street had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of their house. I thought that huge fuckin’ sunflower was the cats pajamas. I don’t remember if I asked my mom if we could have a huge fuckin’ sunflower I’m sure I wanted a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of our house But we never had one. Now I’m forty six years old. I’ve got well trimmed mutton chop Vegas era Elvis sideburns and a cherry red 1976 Monte Carlo Landau with a 350 OHV V-8 I’ve never had a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of my house. Mostly, I’ve lived in places where I didn’t really have any say whatsoever in the decisions pertaining to landscaping. Living in apartment buildings - boarding houses - flop house - drunk tanks. Now I’m forty six years old and I have a front yard to plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in. My wife doesn’t want a huge fuckin’ sunflower. She says it will attract bees. She’s a cunt about that but she’ll make a fine beef brisket Slow cooked with potatoes carrots parsnips garlic and herbs She’ll roasts that puppy about forty five minutes per pound of brisket Smells the whole house up The house with no huge fuckin’ sunflower in front. She’s a strumpet who thinks Jesus is going to damn me to hell if I don’t repent She’ll toss my salad but she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. She’ll go on a 3 day green tea fast and break it with a burger and 5 big ears of corn on the cob. Then She’ll squat romantically over me as I lay on the floor supine holding a clear glass bowl over my head. I’ll watch breathlessly as her anus parts with an audible “ploop” and a glistening corny baby ruthish turd slowly slides out of her now gaping anus with a wet crackly sound. The steamy corn encrusted turd plops into the aforementioned clear glass bowl I am holding over my head as I lie flat prone supine on the floor thus allowing myself the best possible view of her gaping anus as it pushes forth the corny poop like a shy turtle head peaking out into an August dewy morn. But she won’t let me plant a huge fuckin’ sunflower in front of the house. 1 You might like one of the following stories: Embrace the darkness Chapter 9(17 minuten)Dagboek - Dom / sub, Exhibitionisme, Girls domination, Humiliation, Jong, Lesbian, Masturbation, Monster, School, Speeltjes, Teen, Voyeur Please leave a comment It was a night to remember with Lynne and Bill ch10(10 minuten)Fictie - Biseksueel, Males / Females, Older Female / Males, Oral Sex, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Slikken Bill and Lynne came to our house and we both had separate rooms ,Claire with Bill and me with Lynne,She was the best lay that I ever have had VANESSA AND SOME OF HER FRIENDS(<10 minuten)Waargebeurd - Ass to mouth, Biseksueel, Cosplay, Erotica, Exhibitionisme, Female / Female, Group Sex, Hardcore, Lesbian, Male / Female, Male / Females, Males / Females, Older Female / Males, Older Male / Female, Oral Sex, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Slikken, Threesome, Voyeur Vanessa was naked, licking my nipples with a hand on my erection, when she asked me, “Would you like to explore and create some erotic combinations, with me, really erotic? Erotica, something far more exciting than just fucking? Where can we commence? Another woman to share? Another man to share? Two woman? Two men? One of each? Two twenty-year old girls? Two twenty-year old boys? An Evening with Chopin(12 minuten)Fictie - Lesbian, Romance Some say that music is the language of love. Jenna and Cassie are going to test that theory. This is a simple, nice story. The Great Dildo Wars(<10 minuten)Dagboek - Extreem, Hardcore, Humiliation, Reluctance, School, Teen Female Solo Every character in this short is 18+. It contains cartoonishly large insertions and cumflation, and should not be taken too seriously. | ||||