I Woke Up With A Fat ChickGeschreven door: Exakta66 Label(s): Erotica, Male / Female, Pijpen, Plumper, Reguliere sex I Woke Up With A Fat Chick I woke up and couldn’t believe my eyes, When I caught sight of those monster thighs, Was that a cow that was sucking my dick? No, I woke up with a very fat chick. The sight of her got me thinking, I really should give up drinking, As if I needed a reason why, I should also stop getting high. Looking at this gruesome sight, I tried to recall what I did last night, How did I possibly wind up with her? But my mind was simply in a blur. Could I have picked her up in a bar? How did she possibly fit in my car? I was no longer in the mood, As I thought of ways to protect my food. I thought about the weight limit of my bed, If she rolls over, I’ll be dead, I tried to think of a good excuse, For me to turn this cow loose. Not trying to sound really mean, But she was the biggest I have seen, If she had an appetite, No telling what she would bite. A girl so big she had her own zip code, Now here she was in my abode, No way could I have fun, With a girl who outweighed me three to one. Just a warning from me to you, Be careful what you go and do, Because if you think you’re seeing double, You just might be in really big trouble. 04-14-10. 1 You might like one of the following stories: Rick and Lilly go to blacks beach(20 minuten)Fantasie - Dwang, Exhibitionisme, Female exhibitionist, First Time, Group Sex, Jong, Jongens / Tiener meid, Male Male / Teen Female, Pijpen, Reluctance, Voyeur Rick has a new girlfriend Lilly. He helps her to go from high school sweet heart to becoming the ultimate slut. V6 CHAPTER OVERVIEW 29-10-23(<10 minuten)Fictie Overview The Washing Woman - A Halloween Story(<10 minuten)Fictie - Male / Female This is the story the pixies brought me this year. It isn’t as sexy as most stories the pixies bring me, but it is rich in Scottish history and tradition. This short story is rather sad and involves a natural death. The pixies also thought it was sad. They were crying as they gave it to me. Finding myself in Spain Part 1(<10 minuten)Fictie - First Time, Jong, Maagd, Male / Female Teens, Pijpen My fantasies are to be used like a dirty little whore, and while my thoughts on losing my virginity never came close to how it happened, the point is it happened and my fantasies aligned with my reality. VANESSAS EROTIC DREAM(<10 minuten)Waargebeurd - Ass to mouth, Cosplay, Dom / sub, Erotica, Female Domination, Female exhibitionist, Geschreven door vrouwen, Hardcore, Male / Older Female, Mind Control, Oral Sex, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Role-playing Let me tell you about one of my incredibly erotic and recurring dreams. One of my girlfriends suggested I offer it to a porn flic producer. In real life I am Vanessa, with an almost insatiable sex drive, always fantasizing about new and erotic ways of giving and receiving sexual pleasure. The characters in the story, Steve and Emma are loosely based on two of my casual lovers. | ||||