My Anus

Geschreven door: crustybunger
Label(s): Anaal, Ass to mouth, Ass to pussy



My Anus is a flower
Which does doth daily bloom
My Anus doesn’t cower
When others preach its doom
My Anus is a crumpet
Come taste ye of its musk
My Anus is the trumpet
Which doth proclaim thoust dusk

My Anus is quite handsome
Come give it a tonguey kiss
My Anus is your ransom
Should all things go amiss
My Anus is quite gassy
Gastronomical distress
My Anus barks like Lassie
But then, I do digress

My Anus can be fragrant
Come and give it a deep long sniff
My Anus is your buddy
It’ll be there in a jiff
My Anus is rock for you
When things have gotten tough
My Anus tastes like chicken
Unlike your fishy muff



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Letting Her Stay - chapter 1

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Fictie - Biseksueel, Female / Female, Group Sex, Male / Females, Overspel, Romance, Voyeur
Should he divorce his cheating wife or keep her as a sex toy? What if a hot new woman enters the picture?


I Accidentally Called My Boss Mom Part 3

(20 minuten)
Fictie - Autoritair, Exhibitionisme, Foot or shoe fetish, Male / Female, Male / Females, Male / Older Female, Oral Sex, Pijpen, Reguliere sex, Slikken
Mark finally has sex with his boss, and things get steamy at the park with Kiya . .


I Accidentally Called My Boss Mom Part 2

(19 minuten)
Fictie - Autoritair, BDSM, Dom / sub, Erotica, Foot or shoe fetish, Male / Female, Male / Females, Male / Older Female, Oral Sex, Werkplek
Mark gets to eat out his boss, then meets his gym crush at her job . .


I Accidentally Called My Boss Mom Part 1

(13 minuten)
Fictie - Autoritair, Dom / sub, Dwang, Erotica, Female Domination, Male / Female, Male / Older Female, Mature, Slikken, Werkplek
Mark, under stress, mistakenly calls his boss Mom. Seems like she’s into it . .


Secrets with My Married Neighbor and My Dog Buddy (Part I)

(21 minuten)
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