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Geschreven door: Exakta66 Label(s): Non-Erotic This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks... The Facebook Poem I’d heard about social networking, And how it was the next big thing, So I just had to take a look, And ended up on Facebook. It only took me a little while, To fill out most of my profile, But I have spent many a night, Figuring out the rest of the site. I never realized I had so many friends, The friend requests never end, All the people I can’t stand at work, And now the biggest high school jerk. I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch, I know what all my friends eat for lunch, And it really helps me that I know, Everyone’s favorite TV show. The work on Facebook never stops, I have to water my imaginary crops, Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick, My friend’s imaginary cow got sick. I now realize my chances are dire, Of ever building a Mafia empire, And perhaps it is a bit of a shame, My It Girl will never go on to fame. My kids' statuses tell me of their life, At dinner time I get poked by the wife, I try to keep my friend count nice and fat, So, I even signed up the dog and cat. I guess you can say my life’s complete, I have more friends than I’ll ever meet, On Facebook I can roam far and wide, And I never have to go outside. 02-19-11. 1 You might like one of the following stories: A NOT so Welcomed Guest Chapter 10(13 minuten)Science Fiction - Dood, Male / Female, Masturbation, Mind Control, Reguliere sex Things starting to come to a head. Lost Empire 84(15 minuten)Science Fiction - Buitenaards, Geweld, Non-Erotic The story continues Everyone has a price(14 minuten)Waargebeurd - Geschreven door vrouwen, Male / Female Teens, Overspel, Pijpen, Prostitution, Reguliere sex A girl who decided to earn a little money through virtual sex gets a very tempting offer. Drink Smuggler(<10 minuten)Fictie - Dwang, Extreem, Fisting, Hardcore, Humiliation, Reluctance Everyone in this story is 18+. It contains EXTREME dubiously consensual object insertions and a cartoonish representation of female anatomy. Milk for Heat(<10 minuten)Waargebeurd - Lactation, Older Male / Female, Pregnant, Reguliere sex I offer my assistance to my young neighbor who ran out of oil on a cold winter day and she gets more heat than she expected. | ||||